Relaxing is CollabSystem’s artificial intelligence solution for C-suite leaders who want to replace themselves with an AI Agent.
Relaxing is a cutting-edge tool to replace the monotony of board meetings with agentic beings that sit around and talk smack. Your CEO, CFO, CTO, CPO, C3-PO and COO can all now confidently work from home or retire, safe in the knowledge that they have no liability for decisions their agents make, yet their headshots remain on the About Us page.
Agentic AI has reached the point in the hype cycle where it does everything a human could, and perfectly. From its humble beginnings in call centres, the time has now come for this technology to become available at the pointy end of the plane. Relaxing is the culmination of many weeks of A/B testing, allowing it to now make decisions that were previously considered too weighty to outsource to a computer.
Relaxing comes in three convenient SKUs:
- Breathing – the Chief Executive Agent (CEA) is appointed to your board, sitting alongside its human counterparts. The CEA will be a fully fledged board member, with full voting rights and ridiculously priced share options. CollabSystem owns the shares.
- Meditating – all board members are replaced by their Agentic counterpart. This dramatically increases the speed of board communication by sending information between board ‘members’ as fast as your LLM carbon footprint will allow.
- Aromatherapy – Vapourware.
Natural Fit for Agents
At last, we’ve come across the killer use case for AI. LLMs have always excelled where they can sound authoritative and make no sense. Board papers and uninformed questions are the perfect use cases for nonsensical, authoritative-sounding hallucinations.
According to long-established governance conventions, everyone just assumes that the Breathing Agent is smarter than they are, and its nonsense is actually very insightful.
Continuous Disclosure
The Meditating package includes an optional Continuous Disclosure module, ensuring that Agentic board meetings are never-ending. This allows your CEA to respond to any stock exchange or regulatory query with “investigations are ongoing and we will not be commenting at this time”.
With the Continuous Disclosure module, all Boomers are replaced by agents, meaning there are no more in-person board meetings. The solid walnut table in the boardroom can now be used to showcase outdated conference swag from now-defunct startups.
Trial Relaxing For Free Now
Get started on better boardroom collaboration today. Stop leading and start Relaxing today. Give your board the feeling of being special, while all the minions use Walking and Talking.
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