Hot on the heels of some cryptocurrency launching a futures contract, CollabSystem is today launching our Initial Tulip Offering (“ITO”).
Investors will receive CollabSystem Tulips for next to nothing. When the Tulips are inevitably worth a fortune, our founders will sell out and purchase outrageously expensive yachts. Our intern has already put a down-payment on this one:
As our founders cash out, the flood of liquidity will bring the Tulip price crashing down, leaving unsuspecting “investors” to deal with the fall-out.
Nobody knows what the Tulips are really worth, and they aren’t actually shares anyway. The worth of a Tulip is not defined by its ability to grow a flower, but like all other cryptohype nonsense – just what someone else is willing to pay you for it.
For more information, or to receive a prospectus, please contact our ITO advisers, South Sea Company.
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Consider taking a history lesson or seeking professional psychiatric help if you are considering investing in an Initial Tulip Offering.