Sick of those personality cards handed out at every leadership seminar? Modern workplace tarot was always going to end in disaster. We always knew Trevor in accounts was an introvert. Surely?
Now you too can own your very own set of Cards Against Collaboration, the game sweeping conferences and other ridiculously-priced-sponsorship-opportunity-events around the nation.
The person who most recently reset their password to their payroll system goes first.
Then someone takes a beige collaboration card and places it in the middle of the table.
Each person then completes the sentence with a fuchsia-coloured panacea card. The colour combination is guaranteed to make anyone’s eyes bleed.
Hilarity then ensues. Amusing combinations such as:
Collaboration is … when we stop pushing the revolving door and a change champion runs headfirst into the glass with a full tray of coffees.
Innovation happens when … Felix, an otherwise well-trained dachshund, answers nature’s call on the fake grass in the innovation lab.
The winner of each round is the person who’s combination convinces the CEO to launch a new initiative.
Cards Against Collaboration is available in-store and online from all good innovation labs.