A lot of nonsense has been shared by consultants, management gurus, and thought leaders on effective collaboration. At CollabSystem we have learned from all of it. That’s why our product solutions represent the one product you need to buy to achieve effective collaboration in your organisation.
Given the large number of models of collaboration in the marketplace, some of them even effective and credible, we have been asked often ‘What is the CollabSystem model of the human behaviour of collaboration?’
The CollabSystem Model of Collaboration
We know human beings are complex and they get more complex when you connect them in networks so we at CollabSystem know that no simple model will result in hours of mystification, total unpredictability and complete lack of science required to meet our customers’ needs. At CollabSystem we never believe in saying something with four small words that we could say with lots of long and complex jargon. We know that the most complex diagrams generate the most interest.
It is with these key dynamics in mind that we share with you today our complex jargon-rich and consultant-speak model of Effective Collaboration.
We belive we have captured all the key elements of Collaboration in our model. We know this because we stole them from lots of other people’s models and roughly mashed them together. We added lots of big words too. Some of which we barely understand. You should have seen how much stuff we had on our CollabSystem Wall as we developed this.
FAQs for the CollabSystem Collaboration Model
Q: Can I use the model?
A: Please download this image and share it in all your presentations of Collaboration. It is not essential that you understand the model or be able to explain it. You are looking to achieve in your audience that magical experience of an exclamation of “Ah, Science!”
Q: What do organisations think of the model?
A: Because your organisation will find all its favourite buzzwords, they will find further validation of whatever approach they are currently. If they do challenge the model, you can simply reply “It’s not my model. Ask CollabSystem.”
Q: How do I use the model?
A: Whenever anyone asks for the logic behind your purchase of a CollabSystem solution, just show them our Collaboration Model. Most of the time they won’t even dare ask a question. If people do ask ‘How do I use the model?’, we have an expensive suite of consulting services that will confuse them so much that they will forgot the question they asked in the first place.
Q: Which organisations have used the model?
A: Yours
Q: Will the model guarantee effective collaboration in my organisation?
A: That is not the point of the model. The purchase of CollabSystem’s products is the only thing that guarantees effective collaboration. The model is to make it easier for you to buy our product.
Q: What is the science behind the model?
A: We find science interferes with faith-based technology implementations.
Q: Couldn’t the model be more complex?
A: It is. This is just the two-dimensional representation of a four-dimension space known as the zone of zones. The topology of collaboration in four dimensions is an entirely different matter. The self-referential and adaptive reflexivity of this topology should be sufficient to address the domain specific issues of determinism while avoiding simplistic answers.
Q: What should I do next?
A:Buy now
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